i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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