My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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