She's JV to your varsity
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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