i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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