Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Will exercising make me less horny?
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