it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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