Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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