he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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