Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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