Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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