So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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