omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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