WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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