No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
