Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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