the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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