the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Randomize
