absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
