I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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