70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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