She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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