your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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