I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
last night I used snow as a chaser
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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