Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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