I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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