Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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