i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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