Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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