I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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