i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
operation harelip BJ is a go
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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