How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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