youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
