On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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