she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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