i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize