Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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