This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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