you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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