I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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