my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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