His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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