the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.