Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
