I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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