I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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