Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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