He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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