shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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