Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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