She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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