I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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