just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
