we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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