Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Randomize
