About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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