I'm lost and stupid without you.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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