he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
