It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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