so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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